I am a satirical humorist trying to make a living. Something I have always prided myself on, however, is my desire to change things I am not satisfied with. I can be just as content staying in as going out. I do like to go out to local pubs/bars with my friends but I am not an alcoholic. Most people deviate me from them because of I am a FAT woman. I notice that every time I attend a party, donning my plus size gowns or any cocktail dresses, most of them are murmuring and I can hear them whispering about my body. I like doctors and dentists, I just don’t like what some of them do or say.